Tuberz McGee - More Than a Foxy Lady

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I remember my first love like it was yesterday,
But that's a simile, it wasn't actually yesterday.
I remember how it felt when she first snapped my leg in two,
And how it felt to be connected with a ra-ging mon-ster.

Some men say they like it wild, but not enough to keep a smile up,
While she separates your scrotum from your body, my how rude!

And once in a blue moon is just too soon to deal with all this shit,
I'm gonna have to take karate lessons.

[Chorus]
I'm in love with a werewolf and it's not half bad,
Sure I have to dress in plated armor but it's charismatic.
I'm in love with a werewolf and she's in love with me,
Except for when she's trying to kill me.

And I was overjoyed when you said we were the same,
Except the fact that you were a raging werewolf.
And though we have our quirks and differences it's love,
But of course your quirk is that you're a raging werewolf.

[Chorus]
I'm in love with a werewolf and it's not half bad,
Sure I have to dress in plated armor but it's charismatic.
I'm in love with a werewolf and she's in love with me,
Except for when she's trying to kill me.

And I can't go having pizza,
When she has her friends over for dinner.
And she only likes gold jewelry,
She won't go having no damn silver.

You had my heart inside the palm of your hands,
I remember cause I woke up in hospital.
But I'll forgive and I'll forget,
It's like that time at the vet, when you accidentally ate all of the animals.

Poor Kitty
Poor Daisy
Poor Rover
Poor Me

[Chorus]
I'm in love with a werewolf and it's not half bad,
Sure I have to dress in plated armor but it's charismatic.
I'm in love with a werewolf and she's in love with me,
Except for when she's trying to kill me.

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from 9​-​bit Nightmare, released October 31, 2013

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